I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
THIS IS TRULY THE WILDEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I LOVE IT
Honestly like what
when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life
THIS IS THE BEST EXPLANATION LMFAOOOO
if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]