GETTING CLOSER TO YOU KNOW WHAT MONTH.
time for bed u little shit
He was a Tim Burton character before Tim Burton started making movies
do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.
wes anderson movies taught me that fucked up horrifying tragic living circumstances are no excuse not to carefully maintain a cute pastoral aesthetic at all times
this cat looks stoked as hell
thats just butter in a hotdog bun
what the fuck do you mean “just” butter in a hot dog bun
“I’m a horrible father”
THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE
AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK
The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”
This is the best thing ever.
This guy… he does NOT get women, and women do NOT get him. You know? They just had a— you know, they butt heads like crazy. And…and he does not get sex, you know? Sex is the thing that’s really weird. You know? ‘Cause the last time he made sex with a girl it was, like, gross, dude. It was just super-gross. And she found him to be gross and the whole thing was just gross. And then she, you know, later on… she said, “Oh, I have a kid now and it’s your kid.” And he was, like, ready to raise this kid. And he was like, “I don’t even know if… I don’t even know if I had sex right to have a kid.” You know? ‘Cause it was so gross. And just cold and wet and just gross. And, like, every time he thinks about sex he gets a little sick, you know what I mean?